Bachelor Picks are In!

The Bachelor 14: Who Will Make the Final 12?

by Janie Holtz

Twenty-five hopeful romantics arrived via limousine to pursue our new Bachelor, Jake Pavelka, the 31-year-old pilot who was rejected by Jillian last season for being too perfect. But it’s the first cut that cuts the deepest and ten girls have already been sent packing. (Wonder if the air fare home was comped?) Fifteen rose recipient wannabes remain. Who made a touchdown and who is just warming the bench? Janie returns with predictions, commentary, and to offer useless advice to the Bachelor and the girls vying for his heart. Let the battle begin. (And the line I have been waiting months to write…) It’s weekly prediction time!

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Big Brother Live Feed 08/15/09

Big Brother 11, August 15 Live Feeds: Holy Drama, Batman!

by Janie Holtz -- 08/16/2009

The more things change, the more things stay the same in the Big Brother house. Who’s arguing now? And what shocking event jeopardizes this week’s anticipated live double-eviction? Will one of the nominees win the Power of Veto competition? Will it even be played today? What occurs in the wake of the big news from yesterday? Warning: This article obviously contains MAJOR spoiler information, a lot of speculation, major name calling, and adult themes!

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Big Brother Episode Recap 08/02/09

Big Brother 11, August 2: Let’s Make a Deal!

by Janie Holtz -- 08/03/09

The cliques have been dissolved and the houseguests are now playing the Big Brother game as individuals. Who will take the title of Head of Household this week? Who will be nominated for eviction? And who is crying foul over being named a Have Not for the week?

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Big Brother Live Feed 08/01/09

Big Brother 11, August 1 Live Feeds: Monkeys Throw Poop?

by Janie Holtz -- 08/02/09

It’s Saturday in the Big Brother house, which can mean only one thing – it’s time for this week’s Power of Veto (POV) competition (followed by lots of napping). Who is chosen to compete? Who is this week’s POV winner? Is the POV likely to be used for the fourth week in a row? And what has Janie smiling for the first time this season? Warning: This article contains spoiler information and a request for more adult content!

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When I was a kid, I used to think those lyrics, "we all live in yellow submarine," were actually, "we all live in a yellow wax bean." I was an odd child. And Dad listened to crap music on road trips.

Big Brother 11, July 19: The Middle Man Takes Over
by Janie Holtz--07/20/09

It’s week two in the Big Brother house and the Brains, by way of Ronnie (with Michele, above), have taken control. Will the Athletes, Populars, Offbeats, or a combination thereof find themselves targeted? Will the houseguests find out who forced last week’s tie vote? Which former houseguest returns to host this season’s first luxury competition? And which clique will be this week’s Have/Have Not losers? Click Link to read the rest of the story.

RNO 07/19/09 Big Brother Recap

The Bachelorette 5: Who Will Receive the Final Rose?
by Janie Holtz -- 07/15/2009

Jillian has narrowed thirty men down to two on The Bachelorette and the time has come for her to make a decision. Will it be the steady front-runner, Kiptyn, or the prodigal son, Ed? Our finale may still be two weeks away, but there’s only one last prediction to make and only more opportunity for Janie to get it right. Or did she already?

RNO Bachelorette Final Predictions

The Bachelorette vs. Big Brother

Can we all please take a moment to mourn the departure of Reid on The Bachelorette this evening... Allrighty then, that's enough mourning. I'm feeling a bit jaded at the moment so I don't really give a damn. But I will when I have to force myself to write my weekly predictions for RNO. I'm sooooo ready for the season to end...

This is the season that never ends,

It just goes on and on, my friends,

Some people started watching it not knowing what it was,

And they just kept on watching it because -

This is the season that never ends

and repeat infinite ad nauseam...

Regardless, my final rose predictions will be up Thursday morning @ RealityNewsOnline. Until then, I'm off to bed - Big Brother After Dark is on! It's awfully nice of that Jeff to keep me company while I drift off to sleep, don't you think? You gotta love new houseguests.

And you did check out my first BB11 Sunday recap this morning, right?

Big Brother is on tonight!

* happy dance *